1. Put the heating on - no need to suffer
2. Have a cup of tea and 2 toasted, very buttery hot cross buns - ditto
3. Play with new iPod, onto which you have managed to load lots of photos
4. Feel smug and technically competent
5. Post a shaky picture of new object of desire
6. Feel less smug/more technically incompetent at sight of blurred image
7. Research cameras online. Find that shaky hands are a common problem - yay! not just you!
8. Feel slightly less technically incompetent, but not quite smug yet
9. Find that upgrading to a digital camera with anti-shake is affordable
10. Determine that tomorrow will be a better day; perhaps more tea and HCBs required
