Remember these mucky feet, just a month ago? I was only a baby then, and didn't know much about washing.
But I do now. I use the British Army Spit and Polish System. Works a treat on boots and feet. See?
Other people aren't so particular, so I have to help them out.
Sometimes I have to put a bit more effort into helping. Hold still; these ears are a disgrace.
Don't know how she managed before I came along....
