I was reading Obachan (see list on right) and was tickled to see her Spam Fried Rice dish. As there was a photograph of it, I knew it wasn't a joke. Clearly I have missed out on a whole branch of culinary sophistication. On impulse, I Googled Spam recipes, and found that there are many many of them out there. Some are weird and wonderful, some are just vile, but the sheer volume of them is what is so astonishing. Go on, dare you. Make a Spam dish today! And send me a photograph of it.