"What diet was that?"and pitched in. Except Lesley the Will of Iron, who took her biscuits home to eat tomorrow after her cholesterol test. Two remaining biscuits were kept for Marjorie, who comes tomorrow to perform her weekly miracle with the vacuum cleaner and the stair carpet.
I suspect that carpet was specially woven to attract - and hold on to like grim death - every bit of fluff, grit, thread or cat hair, every dust bunny or grain of cat litter obligingly trodden through the house by Harry. Only Marjorie can do battle with it and emerge victorious; she could hoover for England and if I didn't have her to keep my house in some sort of order, I would have featured on Life of Grime by now.