The Companion - or as I prefer to call him in real life, The Gardener - takes his camera everywhere and comes home, after a day of trying and largely failing to keep up with the mad Spring growth rate of lawns and hedges, with all sorts of interesting pictures.
He has been working in a little village, where residents have created life-sized figures in various outfits and poses outside their shops and homes, in celebration of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. Some look like your average scarecrow, but others are rather more inventive.
Here you are, courtesy of The Gardener:
Just an elderly lady in rather posh wellies, cleaning up dutifully after her little dogs.
Perhaps not just any old lady.....
Could it be.....?