No one warned me that knitting could be stressful or strenuous.
Or involve wrestling.
No, I know this isn't knitting....
but the results were similar.
So what was I trying to knit? Something simple, a small lap rug, nice, easy, unchallenging sort of knitting that I could do when watching tv without getting my purls and plains muddled up. (You'll see that I'm already adept at lumpiness.)
My mistake was to try it on these:
They have a life of their own, I tell you!