You need to know that I've been a poorly cat.
At both ends. Maybe you didn't need to know that bit.
I had to be cleaned up in the sink. The human was very kind about it. She knew I was miserable and she praised me for standing very still, even though my feet were in water. Water! Wet feet are for silly boy-cats! She forgot to clean my eye.
She says I've been greedy with the new biscuits. Usually she worries about how little I eat. Humans, I ask you!
So I'm having a couple of days of sleeping a lot. The human says "What's so different about that?" but it's making me feel a lot better. I can still purr when my nose is all covered up.
Look how fluffy my tail is! But no, I don't need regular shampooing, thank you. Tongue baths will do just nicely from now on.