What's this? I need to bite the corner see. Sorry about that.
She's been to Oxfam and bought us a book. Looks like rubbish to me. I might not be able to read yet, but I can judge a book by its cover. I'll consult Lottie.
Looks like nonsense to me too. Even the cat on the cover is signalling that it's a load of tosh. However, I'll ask Millie what she thinks.
Millie's shaking her head. Humans are beyond belief at times. We want prawns, not books!
Millie says it's rubbish*, all right. Whispering to cats, I ask you!
Wasted your money there, I'm afraid. We could have told you everything that's in this, and more. Next time, try to get a copy of The Cat Feeder instead. And prawns.
Note from Human: *And they were right. The author reckons her favourite cat name is Zaphod Beeblebrox. Sigh.