James is sitting in his nest with a hot water bottle. He can purr at me from his cosy corner. Why would he come out?
Come and see what I have for you!
Oh, chicken? Ok then.
One high-speed-hoovering minute later.....
Wash, wash, wash, purr, purr, purr....
Very nice, thank you.
Prisoner Cell Block H likes the food here. Exercise yard next, maybe?